If You Were Going To Die...

2009-01-04T13:58:38Z

If you knew your death was imminent - like within minutes - and there was absolutely nothing you could do about it, what do you think you would do?

Would you freak out?

Would you pray? Especially for forgiveness?

Would you try and call loved ones? Which ones?

What if you couldn't contact anyone?

For some reason I think about this when I fly. Not with any morbid panic, "we're all going to die" mindset. But just in a subdued fact of reality that it could happen.

I know what I would do. I would grab the iPhone and pull up I Can Only Imagine. I am not usually a big fan of Christian music, but I Can Only Imagine is great simply because it has no answers, just one open-ended statement-question: I Can Only Imagine?

Women We Love - Andy's Trip Edition: Angela (4 of 4)

2009-01-02T17:01:15Z

We are on our final Women We Love - Andy Trip Edition and I saved the most intriguing for last: Angela.

But before I get into that, you need to watch this Seinfeld clip.

I like where Jerry is going with this, but personally I would go up a

Women We Love - Andy's Trip Edition: Andrea (3 of 4)

2009-01-01T21:19:25Z

It has been another long day. Up around 8 when Jadyn gets up after a night of minimal sleep due to Asher not sleeping through the night. The next 14 hours are spent non-stop taking care of the kids and tending to the new house.

She walks down the stairs after a very long process of putting Jadyn to bed - as breathtakingly beautiful and sexy as she was before popping out two kids - and instead of passing out on the couch next to her lazy husband and her lazy husband's lazy friend, she looks at CJ and I and asks, "would you guys like fruit smoothies."

This is Andrea. She is amazing. And she more than anyone deserves to be a

Women We Love - Andy's Trip Edition: Jadyn (2 of 4)

2008-12-31T20:01:10Z

The second in the Women We Love - Andy's Trip Edition isn't a woman at all, but a beautiful young girl: Jadyn.

Since Jadyn graced our lives over three years ago she has changed my outlook on life so much - and she isn't even my kid.

For the past 8 days Jadyn has been my alarm clock. And if waking up to a beautiful woman who I get to sleep with is the best way to wake up, waking up with a beautiful young girl saying, "come on Uncle Andy, let's get up and play" has got to be an extremely close second.

The usual morning routine involves playing a quick game of hide

Women We Love - Andy's Trip Edition: Ashley (1 of 4)

2008-12-30T10:15:00Z

I love coming home to Indiana for vacation. I have great friends in CJ & Andrea that feel like family (more on that later this week). I get along better with my real family now more than I ever have, and I truly enjoy spending time with them.

But one thing I have really grown to love is the "once-a-year" meals I share with people I don't get to see very often. The conversation is always intriguing; hearing all about what has happened in the time apart. Seeing how we have grown to who we are today, compared to where we were the last time we talked.

And, since by some natural law of the universe that states I am only allowed to have one guy friend in any given region, these conversations are usually with

What I Have Been Up To

2008-12-29T23:07:10Z

I know I have been awful at blogging recently, but I took a break. I have had a wonderful time up in Indiana and still have another 5 days or so.

Hanging out with CJ & Andrea is always a blast. I am the only person I know who wakes up at 11 am for work most days, but on vacation gets up at 9 and is generally exhausted all day. But I love it. Nothing like being woken up by a beautiful girl, even if she is only three.

Some of the cutest things Jadyn has said this trip:

Uncle Andy, can you wear your hat? You look cool.
Can we play hide and go seek? ... (1 minute later before she counts to 10) ... ok you go hide in the closet ... (don't think she quite gets the concept of hide and go seek)
Can you not check your email and just watch me play?

And not to leave the Ash-man out of things. I figured I'd post of video of Asher and I. He can't rollover yet, but I swear I am going to see him

The Great Santa Debate

2008-12-21T18:13:47Z

I was the Editor-in-Chief of my high school yearbook. I know, über-nerdy right? I wasn't very good at it to be honest. The yearbook was a finalist for a prestigous national award, so it was designed well and the final product was nice (and late), but my overall ability to lead the staff was an utter failure. I made many, many mistakes.

But one thing we were good at: debating. Didn't matter the topic. I had a staff full of women - including one exgirlfriend and a few other very close friends of another exgirlfriend - and one very quiet man. Needless to say, many times it was me versus them all (with the man abstaining).

As Christmas approached, one day the topic of Santa

I Found My Identical Voice Twin

2008-12-17T05:00:00Z

We've had some pretty heavy posts so I am going to lighten it up.

One thing that annoys the crap out of me when pulling clips from Comedy Central for the show is the they play an ad spot before every single video.

The most annoying? Blackberry. We ge-e-e-et it. You have a phone that is almost as cool as an iPhone. They currently have three different versions that rotate in the cue.

But one of them I think has my identical voice twin - you know like in the Friends episode where Joey finds his identical hand twin. You've probably seen it on TV a half a billion times but go ahead and take another watch:

Risks In The Beginning Paying Off In The End

2008-12-15T16:58:02Z

I recently had AT&T U-verse installed at the home. Thus far, way better than Comcast. But last Friday after it was installed, I was checking out the new features and was flipping through the channels when Julia Stiles graced my screen.

I love Julia Stiles. Now I'll be the first to admit many think she isn't that great of an actress. I'll also acknowledge that some do not find her all that attractive. But I don't care. I am not sure what it is about her, maybe her Scandinavian-vibe (even though she isn't), but I'll watch just about anything she is in.

10 Things I Hate About You
Save the Last Dance
The Omen
All the Bourne movies

You are probably now questioning my sexuality (which would not be valid) -

The Problem of Evil, Jeremiah, and Dirty Sexy Money

2008-12-13T14:18:51Z

The largest hurdle I have in believing that there is a God is the existence of evil. I know this doesn't make me unique, or profound. I was watching Dirty Sexy Money earlier this week and resonated so strongly with the following clip. Brian is the religious one - but by no means the Saint - in the family. As the show develops, one realizes he really is the metaphorical example of all of us struggling with good and evil. I love the honesty. The rawness. The emotion. It reminds me... Read Entire Post

Congratulations to Lisa Blosser...But Does This Mean My Career In Politics Will Start in 2010?

2008-12-11T04:11:22Z

On Monday my dad was in the paper. On Tuesday, my step-mother - Lisa Blosser - was in the paper with a glowing review of her career as a politician and some conjecture on what she will do next (which I don't even know - so don't ask).

Lisa is a fantastic politician. She streamlined the court system when she was the Clerk - something I witnessed personally. In 2003,

The Reasonable Response to a Month of Over-spending? Build An iPhone App

2008-12-10T00:34:47Z

If you have read this blog for more than 10 minutes you know that I am pretty anal when it comes to my finances. No, that's not strong enough. What is beyond anal? Hmmm....got it. The large intestine. I am entering a new phrase into the English vernacular. I am large intestinal about my finances.

We learned back in March of '07 after the student loans were paid off that 4 years of college cost $148,671.84.

Want to know how much I have spent on fuel since 2001: $9,355.99

Or travel since graduating college (2005): $7,040.60

Or movies in 2007: $266.60

Have I proved that I am large intestinal?

But as precise as I get, I still have those months where I say, "Holy crap I spent too much money. How did this happen?"

Congratulations Dad! Best Lawyers in America 2009

2008-12-09T10:52:44Z

I got word this morning that my father - Dan Borgmann of Helmke, Beams, LLC - was named to the 2009 Best Lawyers in America list.

I checked the Best Lawyers in America website but they don't have the 2009 directory up - but this article in the Journal-Gazette confirms it .

My dad isn't really one who likes seeing his name in the paper - something where this apple fell far from the tree - but he

I Think I Am A Man...Part 3 (aka I Hate Popcorn Ceiling Now More Than Ever)

2008-12-07T05:00:00Z

I once went to Juarez, Mexico with 40 other people to build 2 houses in about 25 hours. It was July and if memory serves me correct it was 195°. It was crazy and exhausting.

We had laid the foundation. Put up the studs and drywall. Spackled. Etc. All that was left was to lay the roof. All I had to do was bend the shingles over the roof and nail them to the side of the house. Simple right?

Well I think I am doing just a fabulous job and one of the adult leaders - who mind you built his own house with his bare hands - comes up and says, "you've been working hard, why don't you take a break."

I retreat off the ladder and grab a Sprite from the cooler. About five minutes later I look over and see the adult leader

Where Can I Find This Stuff Below 10,000 Feet

2008-12-05T05:00:00Z

There have been some heavy posts recently, and it's Friday, so I thought I would lighten it up a bit. I have been meaning to do this post for almost 2 years.

Most of you know I don't drink alcohol because I know I would be an alcoholic. There are a few reasons I know this to be true, but one of them is that I drink like a fish. Those poor waitresses at restaurants will usually refill my glass of Pepsi four times a meal. I am a good tipper - I promise.

Now, because I don't drink alcohol I have become somewhat of a connoisseur of other beverages: mainly Lemonade and CranApple juice.

Believe it or not Kroger generic brand is the best CranApple juice out there. It beats OceanSpray - which is good. Everything else out there sucks hardcore.

That is except for Minute Maid Cranberry Apple Cocktail. But here's the problem. I can never find it anywhere except while flying above 10,000 feet and served by a flight

Not Sure What I Am Most Thankful For, But I Am A Bit Surprised

2008-12-04T05:00:00Z

I was recently asked by someone what I was most thankful for this year. I pointed her towards 26 things I was thankful for, but I had to think about what I was most thankful for.

Now you may be asking, dude, Thanksgiving was a week ago, why are you writing this now? Simple. Thanksgiving doesn't get its due.

Believe it or not, I am not a big fan of Christmas. Never really have been. Don't get me wrong, I am all for the birth of Jesus and all, but modern Christmas celebrations seem erroneously selfish and insidiously stressful (future blog coming on this

He's A Christian? But He's Fun?

2008-12-02T16:00:00Z

Niki (not real name): "I thought you said your cousin is a Christian? He's so fun."

Julia: "Yeah, being a Christian isn't his problem."

Niki: "Well what's his problem?"

Julia: "He blogs."

This was a conversation my cousin had with a friend of her's after I met up with them in East Atlanta after the show on Saturday.

I had no alcohol that night and my sister was still able to get me dancing up on a pool table with everyone else -

The Number #2 Lesson of Holiday Travel: Don't Have the Lights Go Out on the Parking Deck at Hartsfield

2008-11-26T08:09:00Z

"I sat under a world-renowed economist in college and you know what he told me?" said the President.

"Never have an airline strike at Christmas?" replied his Chief of Staff.

"Yep. I am going to St. Louis."

This is a scene in one of my favorite movies, The American President. And if not having an airline strike at Christmas is the #1 rule of holiday travel, not having the lights on in the parking deck forcing everyone to loop has got to be #2.

That was the scene last night at Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson Airport. It was a disaster. Sitting on 85 forever, only to loop around the airport and then be forced to get back on 85 south of the airport. Then only to come

Post-Secret Week #7 - Stoplights and God's Power

2008-11-23T04:00:00Z

No, I did not have this same thought. But I do often wonder if some of us have crazy, illogical talents that we don't know about just because God wanted a little fun and disorder in this world.

Think about it. What if this little girl did have the ability to change stoplights. And she loved it. But God was so moved by her desire to give up her super-power just to save her parents marriage that he intervened.

But on a more general note...

...What if somebody only breathes when they think about it because they don't really need oxygen to live, but they don't know this,

Post-Secret Week #6 - Church Forgiveness

2008-11-22T04:00:00Z

I often feel like the least forgiving place in this world is the place that should be the most. As the saying goes, "the church seems to shoot their wounded."

This saddens me how few people recognize how imperfect we all are, and how all sin is equal in the eyes of God. When will we try to be as forgiving as God.

I know I can't post them all, but if you follow Post Secret, you will be astonished how many of them are about carrying around guilt and shame years - sometimes even decades - after something happened.

...Women who are

Post-Secret Week #5 - Obama or God

2008-11-21T04:00:00Z

There is little in this world that makes me angrier than this mindset. People are so lost to the idea that a.) God is an pro-American, and b.) God is a pro-Republican that I am sure the mindset above rings all too true in millions of homes around the country.

It makes me want to vote Democrat for no other reason than to send the message to the Church that God is bigger than their political ideologies.

(Although I am sure this rings true in Democrat homes as well, so if that is the case, then vote Republican).

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Post-Secret Week #4 - Kids Killing Animals

2008-11-20T04:00:00Z

My mother used to tell me every time I wouldn't feet the cat or when I would throw stones at the geese in our yard that "it has been proven that those who torture animals become serial killers." I knew from a young age that logic was wrong. Classic example of if A implies B, B doesn't necessarily imply A.

Just because serial killers probably tortured animals, doesn't mean those who torture animals become serial killers. Thank you post secret for reaffirming my thoughts on this topic.

Although.....on a side note, I do wonder more than I should if I could kill someone and get away with

Post-Secret Week #3 - My Future Bride

2008-11-19T04:00:00Z

Andy is looking for both of these in his future wife. However, Andy is willing to compromise on #2 if #1 is true.

Also, I have a surprise third post-secret for this post but it is in response to a comment that I feel is looming by Sarah (probably) or Erik (maybe) or Allen (long

Post-Secret Week #2 - Jumping From the Ski Chair

2008-11-18T04:00:00Z

I started snow skiing when I was 3 years old. Since then I have skied at 9 of the 28 ski resorts in Colorado - including Vail (boo!), Aspen (good), and Snowmass (my favorite). At least once every time I get on a chair lift the thought of jumping - and my pending survival - crosses my mind.

No really sure why to be honest?

But the same rings true when I approach cliffs. I don't think it is that I am suicidal or anything. But there is always something in the back of my head

Post-Secret Week #1 - Running Out of Time

2008-11-17T04:00:00Z

It might be because I think I am going to die at 40. Or in a classic chicken or the egg question, maybe the fact that I feel I am going to die before I am 40 is because I always feel like I am running out of time and I just arbitrarily picked 40 as the year time runs out.

Either way, I might be six years older than this person, but since as long as I can remember, I have always felt like I too am running out of time.

Be sure to visit Post

The House: A Year Later

2008-11-14T12:16:10Z

It past by and I didn't even realize it. I was planning to realize it, but I missed. At the time of this writing it has been 1 year and 6 days since I closed on my first house. I still go back and forth every day if I made the right decision.

On a "head" side, I know purchasing this place was the right long-term financial decision. It set me on a path to have my house paid off by the time I am 55 - and that's a great thing - for me and my future family. Even despite the softening housing market, in the long term, it will be a positive financial move.

Also...I have been surprised how fun it

Love Story at 36,000 Feet or Re-ject-ion Part 2

2008-11-11T21:14:35Z

Last weekend I visited my brother in Chicago to watch his play. It was fantastic and my brother was brilliant. But at 36,000 feet on the way home I did something I have never done in all the 202,011 miles I have spent in the sky: I asked the flight attendant out to dinner.

She was beautiful - not slutty beautiful like she was doinking all the pilots on layover - just classically beautiful.

Typically I would talk myself out of asking her to dinner for two reasons: 1.) I assume she probably gets hit on a lot and 2.) I typically fly United or American who don't

The Undecided Decides...Thanks To Two Europeans

2008-11-03T00:00:00Z

Most of my readers know that I have really wrestled with my election decision - even though living in Georgia it doesn't really matter.

In February, I was leaning towards Obama.

That changed in March when I realized how stingy of a giver he is, thus indicating he thinks it is the governments job to take care of the

Can A Christian Vote For A Pro-Choice Candidate?

2008-10-31T05:00:00Z

Allen and I got into a heated email debate this past week. This time it wasn't about Nancy Grace, but rather abortion. With 4 days left until Election Day, I want to clarify something for all the Christians. Despite a long winded diatribe by the likes of Randy Alcorn and others out there, you can vote for a candidate that is pro-choice, even if you are pro-life.

This might get long. I

The Love/Security Balance (Work Series Post #4)

2008-10-30T06:00:00Z

While I could probably write another 10 posts on this topic, I am going to wrap this series up.

Over the past three years I have had numerous 20-somethings come to me struggling with the idea of doing something they love or doing something that pays the bills.

I find that most people I know who are struggling with this balance fit into one of two camps: 1.) they either do something because of the money/security/upbringing/family or 2.) they do something purely for the love with no regard to the security.

The answer is you have to find a balance in-between.

Neglecting the security needed in employment is wreckless and impractical. Yet doing something just for the money or security can be devastating towards a holistic and well rounded life.

I am

What Does The Job Really Pay: A Look Beyond Money (Work Series Post #3)

2008-10-28T22:18:10Z

It is 11:18 pm and I am just getting to the office for the first time today. Now this is not to say that I haven't worked at all. To the contrary, I have put in about 9 hours already. But it is almost midnight, and the fact that I am at the office instead of home right now is worth at least $15,000 a year to me.

I definitely grew up in a household/school system/personal mindset that those who are smart and can make a lot of money, should. It's one of the benefits of being educated. One of the largest hurdles for me to accept when going into ministry was that I would never make "Doctor" money.

Most of us will never make "Doctor" money, and that is ok. But to say that salary is not a factor in

World Sereis Here We Come...Part 3

2008-10-24T01:21:12Z

Holy cow the game was amazing! The most intense Baseball expierence I have ever been apart of. Cowbells ringing. People high fiving all game long. Standing for most of it. And in the end we were victorious. Even leaving and getting out of the parking lot was remarkably easy (due to a back way I figured out).

To all the people expecting updates during the game, I am sorry. My iPhone died 5 minutes into the game and then Justin's Blackberry died shortly after that. We took photos though and you can see them below.

We got back to the hotel at 1:30. This is definitely going to have to be something we do every year.

Andy & Justin from Their Seats at the Trop During Game 2 of the World Series

World Series Here We Come...Part 2

2008-10-23T15:02:25Z

Hey all. Made it to the hotel. Was relieved to see they got the reservation correct and there were two beds. Didn't want to share with Justin. Anyways, we checked in and are now heading to the park for Game 2. Take a look at the journey so far with the pics below.

Total drive time from office to Ocala, FL: 5 hours, 6 minutes.

Ohh, and I thought of the greatest sign I wish I had made for the game. Yes, it is Mastercard Theme (I know cheesy), but I think it would have been funny.

World Series Tickets: $250.00
Gas from Atlanta to Tampa: $60.00
One night hotel: $72.00
Not seeing my Cubbies in the world series for the 100th straight year: priceless!

And we are on our way to Tampa for Game 2 of the World Series!!!

Be sure to check the Twitter update to the left -----------------------------------------------> for updates on the trip and photos.

The Power of a Two-Way Interview (Work Series Post #2)

2008-10-22T14:15:10Z

So you've figured out your employee type, now it is on to the right job. Next up: the dreaded interview.

For some reason, I have never really dreaded interviews. It might be because I am a conceited bastard, but I think there is another reason. I have always held that interviews are a two-way process. It is always important to remember that you are interviewing a company just as much as they are interviewing you.

This is good for two reasons: 1.) Nerves and 2.) Long-term happiness.

When one goes into an interview with the

Do I Make or Save Money (Work Series Post #1)

2008-10-21T11:02:51Z

It has been 3.5 years since I graduated college and while I am definitely not doing the job I thought I was coming to Georgia to do, in every stretch of my 2005-self's imagination, the past years have been an overwhelming success.

I am not sure what the reason (economy, younger friends graduating, older friends unfulfilled, etc...) but for some reason this summer I got bombarded with questions about how to find the right job.

So I am going to embark on a series of blog posts about work. Upcoming topics include The Interview: It Goes Both Ways and What Does the Job Really Pay: A Look Beyond Money. There might be a few others...

But before we venture into that, we must first recognize

Your Life Is Only Worth $300,000 According to TV Advertisers

2008-10-17T17:16:40Z

I get a trade publication called Advertising Age sent to me on a weekly basis. I don't know why it started arriving, but I love it. It is a fantastic wealth of information.

Last week, I opened it and it answered a question I had been wondering for years: what do advertisers pay per :30 spot on a regular basis. Sure we always hear about the million dollar spots during the SuperBowl and what the last episode of Seinfeld pulled. But on average, what is a company paying for me to watch an episode of Chuck or Big Bang Theory or Bones or Dirty Sexy Money?

The answer: the average for a :30 spot

This Economy's Perfect Storm: Immigration & Influx of Cash

2008-10-15T14:40:59Z

Tonight is the final Presidential Debate and I am not watching. In chief due to the fact that neither candidate either a.) knows what the current economic problem is, or b.) won't say it.

Everyone is saying that greed is the problem. Sure. But greed is nothing new. Blaming greed is like blaming boobs for affairs. Or, more generally blaming sin or evil. Sure, it might be the root of the problem, but it doesn't really say anything. So what is the real problem? Immigration and an unstable market since the tech boom.

The History.
The Current Economic Problem Is Rooted in the Tech Boom

The Current Economic Problem Is Rooted in the Tech Boom

¹ than both of you combined²."

To which Henry replied: "yeah, but I have had a longer relationship than all of

Playing Tag With CJ

2008-10-07T06:00:00Z

Time for a little fun. My best friend CJ recently "tagged" me as part of a Blogging game. The idea of the game is to write 6 random things about yourself and then �tag� 6 others to do the same. Here it goes...

I really, really enjoy chick-rock and I am slightly ashamed of this. I will usually blast it in my car radio with the windows down but when I pull up to traffic lights I turn it down. I would probably marry Avril Lavigne.
When I was young I would day dream while mowing the lawn about really specific things I would do if I were President of the United States (and I still do this)
In the past two months I have

Peer Pressure....To Vote?!? Which Of These Idiots Do I Elect

2008-10-03T21:38:38Z

One of my newest favorite websites is PostSecret.com. I thank my brother for passing it along to me. The idea is that people artistically and anonymously send in their confessions. The only rules are that it has to be true and that you can't have told anyone else.

Then every Sunday the dude posts 20 - but there is no archive - I think to signify that the confession will stay secret and that you are freed from the confession.

I came across this and laughed...but then I also sort realized I sympathized.

Back in March I blogged about that for a man

Fuel Prices in Atlanta 2nd Only to Hawaii

2008-09-29T00:24:31Z

In May of 2005 I moved from Los Angeles to Atlanta. There were two really awesome things about the move. First, my monthly rent went from $955 a month to $545 a month. Not bad saving $510 by just moving - that's a 53% savings.

The other thing: on May 9, 2005 I filled up fuel in Glendora, CA for $2.539. Just 10 days later on May 19, 2005 I filled up for $1.959 in Alpharetta, GA. That's a 23% savings!

Fast-forward three years and a few months. I get a call from my friend Pat who lives in Nasvhile. "Hey man, is Atlanta out of gas." I tell him, no, and he proceeds to tell me

A Big Week: WOWO - Fort Wayne, World Series & A Faucet

2008-09-19T12:38:18Z

It was a big week this week. First, Justin broke my faucet in the kitchen so I had to install a new one. I know you are thinking to yourself, that isn't big. It is for me as it continues to reaffirm that I am a man and can do handy things around my house.

After that I fixed my cable box in one room and then took a nap while trying to watch the Cubs game. I was awoken by a phone call from Justin. All I heard was, "did you see the e-mail? 235, man. 235."

Making This Country Great Is Leaving On A Jet Plane

2008-09-11T10:34:35Z

7 years ago this September I entered College. I left friends and family behind and moved to Los Angeles. My girlfriend was Teresa, and she lived back in Fort Wayne.

She had won Prom Queen ¹ earlier that year in May, so I had a good feeling she would probably be voted Homecoming Queen. So in early August I decided to book a trip back for Homecoming to surprise her.

I may not be the most consistent boyfriend, but I am usually good at pulling off surprises (probably because nobody expects much out of me). But the surprise backfired when I heard her making plans for that weekend, so I told her I was coming home.

Then 9/11 happened.

I was scheduled to connect through Chicago on a United 767 nine days after 9/11. I

Sarah Palin: The Unexpected Child to Barack Obama's Only-Child Syndrome

2008-09-08T19:17:50Z

We all know the effects of being an only-child. It isn't to say there aren't good, well adjusted only-children out there - especially by adulthood. But let's be honest. Only-children are usually in a world all there own. They are used to lots of attention.

For the past 2-years of this campaign, Barack Obama has been an only child. But uh-ohhh his parents just had another baby and out popped Sarah Palin...

It is interesting visiting sites like Newsvine & Topix because for the past two years, the articles have been

Who Knew Slipping One Past The Goalie Would Change Everything

2008-09-05T16:40:40Z

It's a surprisingly cold March evening in a city much further north than Atlanta. Two teenagers find themselves in a cheap, Pontiac Grand Am - that is at least a decade old - after a high school sporting event. She had been there to cheer the team on to victory; he was suppose to take her home afterward. But neither of them really wanted to go home and - since there was no school the next day - they went for a drive. The two had been dating for sometime, and as teenagers often to do, they

Google Thinks I Play Football for Homestead High School

2008-09-01T00:07:21Z

I spend way too much time analyzing my web stats...although it is apart of my job. Every once in a while, the results of these analyzations are quite interesting.

I found this one quite funny. Google thinks I was a star high school football player for Homestead. If you do a Google search for Homestead High School Fort Wayne Football - a picture of me at Talladega is the second one that comes up. Take that Mike Rhinehart!

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