Andy Borgmann's Blog

I have not had a physical in five years. This is not something I am proud of. It is just the truth. I don't get sick very often. Which is good. But the downside is that I haven't been able to find a good general physician.

I think it is because I was spoiled living Fort Wayne, IN. I had the greatest doctor from the moment I was born. Dr. Muhler was awesome. Graduated from Notre Dame. Very knowledgeable. Voted by doctors in his community as the doctor they would most like to be treated by. Heck, his father invented fluoride toothpaste for Proctor & Gamble.

Realizing I was coming to Fort Wayne at the end of this month, I figured I would try to schedule a physical with Dr. Muhler, but alas, the next physical appointment available is in November. Ohh well.

But this got me thinking, it wasn't just Dr. Muhler. Fort Wayne, as a whole, has an awesome healthcare community. It is a community that no where else I have lived or been to has been able to compete with.

If my gallbladder needs to say goodbye to my kidney, I want Dr. Justice yanking that sucker out.

If I inadvertently knock somebody up, the first face I want my first child to see is Dr. Alexander.

If I get cancer, the person making my body feel on fire due to the chemo had better be Dr. Rhinehart.

But this post isn't about all the doctors I psuedo-know. It's about Universal Healthcare. Because it hit me how important having a doctor who is knowledgeable and trustworthy is to your overall health.

When we don't feel comfortable with a situation, we are inclined to neglect it. Be it a relationship, or a job, or our healthcare. This would be Universal Healthcare's impact on the American medical community.

People are given less options. They feel less in control. And they ultimately become distrustful of the whole process.

We then would seek out medical care where we can get control. Just like how I was attempting to get a physical close to 600 miles from my home, so will millions of Americans if Universal Healthcare becomes a reality. But instead of 600 miles, it will be 6,000 miles as we leave the country to find our best options.

It's called medical tourism, and it would be an inevitable consequence of Universal Healthcare.¹

Two years ago, I called it. Two years ago, everyone called me insane. Two years ago, everyone just told me to shut up. But I called it! And it ain't stopping anytime soon.

I have made it no secret on this blog and on air that I vehemently appose the seat belt law. I will even go as far as saying that I think it is the largest domestic affront that I am concerned about in this country. More than wiretapping. More than drug use. More than abortion. More than anything.

And the reason this simple, "well-meaning" law is such an afront is that it is the first example of the government saying "we are here to protect you from yourself."

It's a fundamental shift in our understanding of the role of Government in our life. It transcends into every other issue this country faces because we have conceded by silence that we agree the government is better at taking care of us than ourselves.

Every other law on our books is designed to protect us from others, not ourselves. And while the Soccer-moms and AAA-organizations and the Police-organizations of this world cheered the governments attempt to make our society safer, I lamented.

And my reason for this was because it doesn't stop with the seat belt law.

I said back in 2006 one of the next steps was legislating our health, and then today I get a Press Release from a publicist in my inbox confirming it has begun. The basic gist: the US¹ government is starting to take obese kids away from parents.

They justify that it is unhealthy for the child and costing the public billions of dollars.² Seat belt laws started off this way too. Only kids had to be buckled up. Now it is everyone.³

So again I ask, where does it stop? What's next? Why do we applaud this kind of action by an increasingly too-powerful government? The seat belt was just the beginning...

I can't stand Nancy Grace. I am sure she is a fine person in real life, but there are at least 4 things that bother me:

1. Her allegations of prosecutorial misconduct
2. Her knack for berating guests to the point they kill themselves
3. Her disregard for innocence until proven guilty.
4. And if I hear her talk about Natalie Holloway one more time¹...God help us all.

The interesting part about all this: Allen has been good friend's with Nancy Grace's husband for over 20 years. Which is ok. I am sure Allen can't stand some of my friends.² But it leads to some hilarious conversations between the two of us...

Here's the background. Nancy is having a party, so Allen got an evite from her. And by her, I mean Nancy's assistant. But the funny thing about the evite is that she spelled "Grace" - "Gace." I saw this and was found it slightly humorous.

Now please remember that Allen makes fun of me for not being a good speller, and, lets be honest, if Allen ever needed an evite sent out, I would be the one to do it.

And here is our e-mail back-and-forth....

What can I say. Allen's a good friend and defends her well. And I freaking love my job!

Did you see the most recent attempt of James Dobson trying to prove his political prowess? In a 27 minute segment, Dobson accused Obama of "deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own world view, his own confused theology." Jon Stewart put it a bit more comedically.

Now I am not a blind follower of Jon Stewart theology. The truth is, the Old Testament and New Testament talk about homosexuality, so the issue can't simply be written off as if Leviticus is the only place this is discussed. And I did listen to Barack's whole speech back in January and it was brilliant.

But I am not here to discuss political speeches or debate Jewish comedian exegesis. What I think needs to be addressed is what I think Dobson's legacy will be: dividing our culture to the point where sincere and loving relationships are impossible except in cases where you agree with every opinion.

This past week I met someone who I thought might be a new friend here in Atlanta. We both shared a huge interest in aviation. So I was excited since most of my friends make fun of my aviation curiosity. I could tell from his Facebook page that he was gay. But didn't think anything of it.

So we started talking online and he instantly wants to know about the radio show I produce. He asks are we right wing. I say nope. We are moderate. Next question, "so do you think all homosexuals are going to hell?" Thank you James Dobson.

I, of course, try and explain my thoughts on the issue; probably not very eloquently. But I could tell, it was a loss cause.

Nevermind that last weekend I said on the air one of the three celebrities I'd like to have coffee with is Ellen DeGeneres.

Nevermind that I have defended gay marriage from a legal perspective in other blogs.

Nevermind that I have had lunch with a porn producer.

Nevermind that I sincerely consider Erik of AllenHuntShowSucks.com a friend and genuinely care for the dude.

Thanks to the Dobsonion worldview, a Bible-believing Christian and a homosexual just can't be friends.

It brings me back a little to high school. There was a gay boy at my high school named Jason (not real name). Jason was a year younger than me, and while I am sure there were other gay individuals at Homestead, he was the only one who was "out." I primarily met Jason because he was good friends with my girlfriend Theresa.

I liked Jason. He was a good guy. I can remember one specific night when I was at the school after 10pm working on the yearbook by myself in the pub room. Jason was there for something related to show choir. I don't know what brought him to the pub room that night, but we had a great conversation. Towards the end, I remember saying, "you know Jason, we aren't very different." To which he replied, "No Andy, I don't think that is the case."

The truth is, most of us aren't very different from one another. We just choose to allow the few differences to get in the way. Thanks James.

Thankfully the USA is not a democracy, we are a republic. This means we democratically elect people to represent us. And because of this, our rights go beyond the majority and apply to all of our citizens - including the minority. The heart of our republic is protected by the Supreme Court, and I was all the more grateful to God for that this week when I realized that Americans are stupid...

This past weekend we discussed the case of Alton Logan. A man who was sentenced to jail in the same year I was born (1982) for a crime he did not commit. But here is the kicker: two attorneys representing the actual murderer, knew of the truth, but because of attorney-client privilege could not share the information.

Allen thinks these attorneys should have come forth and broke their oath. Most of our listeners shared this sentiment. I, on the other hand, think this it the type of thing that would erode our entire judicial system, which protects every single right we have. Take a listen to a 3-minute edit of what was said.

No it is not just how it is Allen (and America). And now that I can speak uninterrupted, I am going to tell you why.

What he fails to recognize is that by eroding the attorney-client privilege, you erode the 6th amendment, and when you erode the 6th amendment, you essentially erode our entire Constitution and the rights that are established within.

Do you like freedom of speech? Great! Thank the 6th amendment.

Do you like freedom of religion? Great! Thank the 6th amendment.

Do you like freedom of the press? Great! Thank the 6th amendment.

Do you like the fact you have the right to a fair trial? Great! Thank the 6th amendment.

The only thing that separates America from Iran or China or North Korea is the 6th amendment. And to erode attorney-client privilege is to beg Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to bring us his sense of justice.

The 6th amendment grants us the the right to a fair trial, which, among other things, assumes the requirement of Assistance of Counsel (an attorney). Who is going to go to an attorney and be honest if he can't trust that his attorney will keep his information private and provide him the best possible defense.

No one. And here's the thing. It doesn't even take a rebuttal of the 6th amendment to erode the system. It only takes 4 or 5 renegade attorneys taking their ethics into their own hands and having the Nancy Graces and the Allen Hunts of the world congratulating them for doing it, and before we know it, we have lost what makes America great.

Which brings me back to the Supreme Court. Americans can try all they want to apply situational ethics to the 6th amendment, but there will never be 5 Supreme Court justices that do not understand what is riding on attorney-client privilege. So sleep easy America, your rights are protected, even from yourself.

I am a Duke Basketball fan. I know, I know! Nobody likes Duke. Although, supposedly they have the most fans. I guess nobody knows where they are. My guess is they are probably somewhere in a blue lake of fire, with the blue devil, Coach Krzyzewski and Christian Laettner. Annnyways...any Duke fan knows we live and die by the three-point shot. And Obama's largest problem in getting to the White House is that he can't possiblity keep sinking all these threes...

Everybody knows Obama is a great speaker. The things I have heard him say are some of the most elegant and societally profound words spoken in my lifetime. But like Duke's ability to sink the three pointer, Barack has to continue that or else he's done for.

We saw this for the first time this past week when he commented that Americans are "bitter" and because of this they cling to religion and guns. I think what I resent the most about his comment isn't even the attack on religion, but it is that I am forced to agree for once with Hillary Clinton. These words are incredibly pretentious and elitist.

Now we all expect Bush to say stupid things. Heck, Bush even acknowledges that he says stupid things. And we are ok with that. We didn't elect him for his ability to speak and lead. We elected him because he aligned himself with the values of the majority of Americans.

Heck, even McCain can get away with calling his wife a cunt in front of the press because we don't like McCain for temper control, we like him because he is courageous and politically balanced.

Not Obama.

Obama we like because he inspires us by his words. When he fails to do that, it would be the same as President Bush encouraging Laura to have an abortion, or John McCain surrendering to the French, or Hillary not paying her health insurance premiums (oh wait she didn't).

Now I don't think this is what Hillary meant when she said Obama hasn't been vetted, but I think it applies.

There is no way for Obama to continue his speaking eloquence before someone in this cell-phone camera, YouTube world captures something worse. Unfortunately, Barack can't fall back on the "ohh I made a mistake" or "I misspoke" because he is Barack Obama and admitting a oral mishap takes away what we love about him.

Up until this point I was rooting for Barack. I really was. But that seems to be changing. First I blogged about his hypocrisy in giving charitably, and now this. The three point bricks keep coming, and I am afraid it won't be long before the time is running out, down by two, and Barack throws up one last attempt to win it all, only to hear the thud of the ball bouncing off the back of the rim.

I, single handedly, have figured out how to end world hunger. I wish I could say this revelation came while in deep prayer, but alas, it did not. It came when analyzing Obama's recently released taxes from 2000-2006. The answer to world poverty: everybody should run for President...

When a President releases his taxes, most of us are just curious what the leader of the free world makes. Not I. I go straight for the "Schedule A" and see how much they gave to charity. Seeing Obama's "Schedule A" intrigued me, so I went looking for as many of the presidential income tax returns as possible.

More than 20 years of Presidential Income Tax Returns + a conceited sense of superiority + Microsoft Excel = one fun afternoon for Andy Borgmann. You can view the result here.

The conclusion: George HW Bush and Bill Clinton were by far the most generous, each of them averaged giving over 30% of their income to charity. Ronald Reagan and would be President Barack Obama would be the least generous, averaging under 5%.

But before I judge Barack Obama too much, he at least made his taxes public when he didn't have to.¹ And lets be honest. Do we really think George HW Bush and Bill Clinton were that generous before their taxes were public?

In 2002, Barack Obama made $259,394. Andy Borgmann made $6,863. In 2002, Barack Obama gave $1,050. Andy Borgmann gave $822.67. In 2002, Barack Obama gave .4% of his income. Andy Borgmann gave 11.99%.

Amazingly, Barack upped his giving to $77,315 by 2005.²

Now I could take this many different ways. But I'll leave the critique of the hyprocsiy of a man who claims to want change the world for the oppressed but has such a piss poor record on giving to Allen Hunt this weekend.

My two favorite biblical narratives about giving are Matthew 6:3 and Luke 2:1-4.

Matt 6:3
But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing

Luke 2:1-4
As he looked up, Jesus saw the rich putting their gifts into the temple treasury. 2He also saw a poor widow put in two very small copper coins. 3"I tell you the truth," he said, "this poor widow has put in more than all the others. 4All these people gave their gifts out of their wealth; but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on.

While most within the church (including Pastors and "Giving Conferences") need to re-read Matthew 6:3 a bit more, thanks to the IRS, they don't really make that possible for the Presidential Candidates.

But giving isn't about the amount. It is about the percentage. Dropping $50 bucks in the offering plate or to Salvation Army might be incredibly generous according to Jesus. But if you dropped $5000 on QVC purchases in the same week...well...you are materialistic.

Likewise, you can give $500,000 and appear more generous than just about anyone, but if you make $10 million, you are in fact less generous than millions of Americans.

We are all blessed to different degrees. God's challenge for us is to give in accordance to what has been given to us. And those who have been given much, much more is expected.³ Now if only all of us would be given the most powerful job in the world, and consequently our taxes be made public, we would collectively give enough to make a difference.

Is it me or do I feel we are settling on the Presidential Candidates? I know I am not the only one:

I have said before, I am a Christ-centered Bible believer, usually Conservative, who believes big government is the worst thing that can happen to this country. With all that said, I consider Obama my current candidate. But then Stephen¹ got me thinking about write-ins and 1996...

In 1996 there was some serious rumblings about Colin Powell running against Bill Clinton. Man that would have been nice. But alas, Powell did not want to run, so we were stuck with Clinton, Lewinsky, and Bin Laden² oh my!

My 2008 conclusion: I have decided to write-in Colin Powell as my vote for President and I think he just might actually win!³

Why do I think he could win? Because he doesn't want the job...

The way I see it, to win the Presidential Election with three candidates you need 218 electoral votes. According to my math, that is 48,427,488 popular votes.⁴

I sincerely believe that to get 48 million people to do something, it would only take the right 7 or 8 people. In this case I think those 7 are Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, and James Dobson.⁵

I created an Excel spreadsheet (which can be downloaded here for your own use) and here are the results: write-in Powell beats Obama 255 to 236.

So why would Powell make a better President than Obama and McCain?

He has a stellar international reputation. We are in a desperate need to fix our international image. It effects our economy, our safety, and the well-being of all human life. Our international image is a pro-life issue.

He argued against the Iraq War. Before it was cool to be against the Iraq War, Powell was against it. He argued against it with Rumsfeld and Bush in the room. And this isn't because he is a pussy like Sheehan and the Democrats. It's because he knew it wasn't the right thing to do, and it wouldn't make us any safer.

He argued for the Iraq War. Powell realizes it isn't about him. He was loyal to his "boss" - even when they disagreed. Since we are all the boss of the President, I appreciate someone who is loyal to his constituents and his country.

His nickname is the Reluctant Warrior. This is what I want in my President in this day and age. I don't want a Bush or McCain who is looking for a fight. But I also don't want a pussy like Obama or Clinton who won't stand up when we need it. Powell was a General in the US Army. He knows when he needs to fight. And he knows when he doesn't.

Bi-Partisian Reputation. We need it. Americans care less and less about political parties. We need candidates who agree.

Conservative Spending. I don't know why I think this, but Powell strikes me as a guy who can control spending. He might not back the FairTax, but he seems like he wouldn't spend like Bush and Clinton.

He's one of the smartest men in politics. Usually intelligence and politics is an oxymoron. Not with Powell.

He's relatable. If intelligence and politics are oxymorons; relatability and intelligence are definitely an oxymoron. Powell's got both. He is Kerry and Bush mixed in one.

So how do we do this?

Simple. The 7 people above put their full support behind him. They encourage the people they influence (which has got to be above 48 million) to write him in as President and that doing so isn't throwing away their vote.

We then setup a website (say Powell08.com) and ask people to register their commitment to vote for Powell. By November, there will be enough commitments that people will realize they aren't throwing away their vote by writing-in Powell and we will have the first unofficial, three candidate race.

So what if he doesn't take the job?

Fine. It is his choice. But at least we will send a message to all politicians that we are not happy (which we aren't). I am not sure constitutionally speaking how it would be settled, but I'll let the courts figure that one out.

But think what happens if he does take it. He will have no special interests because nobody donated to his campaign. He won't worry about reelection because he didn't want it in the first place. He will be free to do what he does best: get things done in a fair and intelligent manner.

So the balls in your court 7. Are you going to be like Colbert above and throw in the towel and just reluctantly vote for McCain? Or are you going man up and do something revolutionary. They say talk radio has no influence anymore, prove them wrong in a way they can't dispute.

I am currently sitting in 13D on a US Airways flight bound for Phoenix. If I were to guess, we are at 36,000 ft, right over Birmingham. Allen's asleep next to me. My thoughts drift to our conversation this weekend (and Monday in Fresno) on the radio show. If you missed it, I said that if it comes down to McCain and Obama, I am voting for Obama...

Fresno


WSB

I am a Christ-centered Bible believer, usually Conservative, who believes big government is the worst thing that can happen to this country. So why in the hell would I vote for Obama? Good question...

I think to answer this question I must respond to why I wouldn't vote for Obama.

Issue #1: Abortion. I am pro-life. I am about as pro-life as they come. I support repealing Roe v. Wade. I also support taking care of the poor, especially children. I have stated it a million times, but being pro-life is more than just anti-abortion. But here is my rub Republicans. You have had 20 of the last 28 years in office. Many of those were when you controlled both the White House and Congress. NOTHING has happened on Roe v. Wade. And even if you did do something (unlikely), it just goes back to the States. So I am sick and tired of abortion as the wedge issue and I for one will no longer allow it to dictate my voting. So even though Obama is Pro-Choice, I am not ruling him out.

Issue #2: Taxes. I hate to break it to America, but the President isn't suppose to have anything to do with taxes besides approve or veto. Constitutionally speaking, it is Congress' job to propose and set the budget. My disdain for the past 12 years of Congress should not be minimized. You have done a worse job than Carter - and I mean that! You have essentially become a worthless body that gets nothing done and passes all responsibility to the President. You undermine the very nature of Check and Balances, and then just blame the President when all goes to crap. So I have two motives in voting for Obama. One, I don't think he'll do much to raise taxes because Congress won't let him. But IF he does successfully do that, I think it will finally be the wakeup call to America to kick Congress in the pants to regain their true Constitutional authority.

Issue #3: Health care. Universal health care is the absolute worst idea this country is facing. We have the best Doctor's in the world and we need to keep it that way. Inversely, the Fair Tax is probably one of the best ideas available to this country. Neither will EVER pass. No matter what a President has to say, Congress, and the American people, will never allow for Universal Health care (or the Fair Tax). Obama likes it. I don't. It won't pass. Doesn't rule him out.

Issue #4: Government size. I hate big government. I hate it so much I think the seatbelt law is unconstitutional and should be revoked immediately. My philosophy is that the government has two jobs: 1.) protect us from others and 2.) do only that which it solely can do (i.e. road building, education, etc...). So why would I vote for a man who is a borderline socialist? First of all, the government has increased in size ever since FDR, mainly thanks to Republicans (including Bush). So Republicans, you aren't any better. Second, I am again charging Congress to find their collective balls and take control of this issue. It is Congress' job to keep government small.

So I have provided four major issues I disagree with Obama. Why am I still voting for him? Because of cheerleading. That's right! Cheerleading...

The largest threat this country currently faces is from a radical Islam that wants America wiped off the face of the earth and a global image that is increasingly anti-American. We are in a worse PR situation than Brittney forgetting her panties.

But what America fails to realize is that this is not the Cold War. This is not World War II. We are not fighting a war against an enemy we have/had formal relations with. Or an enemy that has borders. We aren't fighting a war that cannot be won by brute force. We are fighting a PR war. So America needs to put their panties back on and get out there, and voting for Barack is the first step.

America is the greatest country in the world. But we have become like that gorgeous girl in high school who thinks she is fat and ugly, and nobody likes that girl even though everybody wants to sleep with her. Everybody wants to "sleep" with America, but nobody likes it (except for maybe Australia). And what is worse, Americans don't even like it. We have become ashamed to be Americans. This seems like a minimal concern, but it has large implications for our domestic safety, our international image, and our economy.

Barack seems to be someone who remembers the greatness of this country and more importantly inspires others to see the greatness. Even though he makes JFK look like a Conservative, he does share the JFK-esque of inspiration. When Kennedy said we were going to put someone on the moon, he meant it, and we did it. When Barack says America is great and change is coming, I believe it, and I want it. He seems to stick up for what is right and his intentions are good, even if I don't agree with some of his methods.

The election is 9 months away. I might change my mind. There is still a lot to be said. But for now, I am going to buy America some panties and support Barack Obama.

Today is Super Tuesday! Frankly, I don't see anything super about it. Although for the first time in about a month I got a wonderful night's sleep. After waking up, I went to my precinct and voted for Mike Huckabee. I debated voting the Democrat ticket, but I realized there is no way Obama is going to lose Georgia, and Huckabee needs my vote more than Obama. Once in front of the voting machine, it literally took me 15 seconds to do everything I needed to do to cast my ballot.

I left the precinct, swung by Taco Bell, and then went to Dick's Sporting Goods. Why? Senior year of high school, my ex-girlfriend (and it might have even been two ex-girlfriends) stole the tennis racket out of my car (which I always kept unlocked). I blamed my sister for losing it for years. It wasn't until Sophomore year of college when I was hanging out with this ex-girlfriend that she finally came clean. We laughed. It also wasn't until today that I went and bought a replacement.

The funny thing was, I stood in front of the rackets for 5 whole minutes trying to make my decision - that is 20x longer than it took me to cast my ballot for the next future leader of the world.

I have written a couple times recently on how stressful life has been. We have been adding stations, adding employees, adding sponsorships, adding marketing campaigns, adding luncheons, and increasing production elements. All this means added work and stress. Yesterday I left work because I seriously felt like I was having a heart attack. The only saving grace is that I can sleep in until whenever I naturally wake up, but even that is getting infringed on because of new morning meetings. This brings me to tennis...

I love racket sports. I played a lot of Tennis in high school. And then in college I switched to Racquetball. I tell you, there is nothing more stress relieving than beating around some blue balls as hard as you possible can (that's for you Kyle).

The past couple of months I have realized that the increase in stress and the decrease in physical activity is going to be disastrous if I don't change anything. I am still skinny as ever, so I "look" healthy. But I have to admit I feel like crap. I am hoping Tennis changes that.

So what does this have to do with politics? As I was driving home from Dick's I began to ponder, "in 4 years, which decision will make a bigger difference in my life?" According to the time comparison, the tennis racket will be 20x more important in my life.

My money is on the racket.