A Turkish airliner went down yesterday. Not going to blog about it, and just leave it at my theory is windshear.

Speaking of airliners going down, I am boarding a flight today to go to Denver. Spending some time skiing and hanging out with friends and family. Doing what I love, cramming as much stuff in a "(extended)-Weekender" as possible.

• Thursday hang with Heather.
• Friday skiing at Vail with sister, brother and mom
• Friday night meeting up with Molly
• Saturday more skiing at vail with the fam
• Saturday evening hanging with Nicole
• Sunday church with everyone plus Grandma
• Sunday afternoon pick up Asher because Andrea is also in Denver and I figured I'd do my part to actually help a stay-at-home mom who never gets a day off actually have a full day off
• Monday fly home!

Going to be a blast.

But with the fact I am going on a weekender and the fact that I feel like life has been too contentious recently, I decided I am going to blog a light-hearted and hopefully funny post. And since I can't seem to blog about anything - including Bobby Knight - with out my relationship status being brought up, I figured I wouldn't fight it.

My friend Cecily always makes fun of me for giving my business card out to women when I ask them out on dates. She also makes fun of me for things that I do not say when asking girls out, but that she thinks I should because it would be hilarious and conceited and pretentious and hilarious (yeah I said it twice).

She tells me I need to add these to the back of the business cards to let all the potential ladies out there know just how awesome I am.

These include:

• Executive Producer of THE (emphasis on the) Allen Hunt Show
• Homeowner
• Humanitarian
• and my personal favorite... "I am a pretty big deal in Charlottesville"

Why Charlottesville you ask? Well because a month ago we added Charlottesville, VA as an affiliate and I told her and Justin that we did. Not really a big deal. We have added about 70 affiliates last year alone.

But for some reason Charlottesville stuck in Cecily's head so she wants me to introduce myself as "Hi I am Andy Borgmann, Executive Producer of THE Allen Hunt Show. Homeowner. Humanitarian. And you may not know this, but I am a pretty big deal in Charlottesville."

But Cecily shouldn't be the only one joining in on this fun. Why don't you.

If you know me, this is a great time to roast me. Have fun.

If you don't know me personally, I want to hear some of the best things you think I could put on the back of a business card that would be hilariously impressive to women.

(P.S. It should be stated for those who take life too seriously and have no sense of humor, I do not actually plan on doing this. You know who you are Matt!)