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You Can Make Andy's CRAP on Your Own

03/25/08

Permalink 01:40:56 pm, by Andy Borgmann Email , 191 words, 119 views   English (US)
Categories: Life

You Can Make Andy's CRAP on Your Own

Ok...so I don't usually use the blog like this. But I am SO overjoyed by this revelation and finding that I just had to share. There are three things I hate eating: Fruit, Vegetables & Nickels. Sure nickels taste good. But before you know it, you have nickel poising and then you have gone blind and are being escorted around by a pretentious golden retriever who thinks he is better than you because he can see. No thank you!

Ironically, I am obsessed with Jamba Juice and I love fruit smoothies. But the problem: no Jamba Juice or any good smoothie place within 374 miles of my current place of residence. So what's a boy to do? Figure out how to make them on his own. And I did...

Andy's CRAP Fruit SmootieViolá! Andy's Cranberry Rad Apple Profusion with Strawberries. And if you'd like to make Andy's CRAP the recipe is below.

  • 16 oz of Kroger Cranberry Apple Juice
  • 8 oz of Kroger Apple Juice
  • 1 "layer" of Private Selection Frozen Whole Strawberries1
  • 2 large scoops of Edy's Slow Churned Rich & Creamy Vanilla Yogurt Blends
  • 1 handful of ice

Blend together.

Pour into cup.

Use a straw.

Enjoy!

4 comments

Comment from: Pat Rowland [Visitor] Email
i am so trying that!!! I can't wait. BTW there is really nothing healthy about that drink, but at leaast it is tasty.
PermalinkPermalink 03/25/08 @ 14:25
Comment from: Andy Borgmann [Member] Email · http://www.2timothy42.org
BTW there is really nothing healthy about that drink
Whatever dude. Apple juice is 100% juice. Cranapple juice is 27% juice. Whole strawberries is like a whole serving of fruit. And that Frozen Yogurt has added calcium. Sure it ain't low fat, but if you that isn't exactly on the top of my list ;)
PermalinkPermalink 03/25/08 @ 14:34
Comment from: CJ [Visitor] Email · http://blog.visualtrademark.com
mmm....nothing like blended CRAP in a glass....mmmmmm
PermalinkPermalink 03/25/08 @ 19:47
Comment from: Andrea [Visitor] Email
"nickel poising"

Slight typo, not sure why someone didn't tell you sooner :-).
PermalinkPermalink 03/25/08 @ 21:03

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