Why is this the official video? Is it because Allen loves Keira Knightley? No. It is because I love smoothies, which is strange since I don't like fruit. The problem is that there is no good smoothie place in the entire Atlanta metro area. If you even believe Planet Smoothie or Smoothie King are good smoothie places, I want to meet you in person and punch you in the mouth. Planet Smoothie is frozen yogurt through a straw, and Smoothie King is, and I am not exaggerating here, excrement in a cup.
Seriously, Jamba Juice. When are you coming to Atlanta and making all my dreams come true?
You can imagine my excitement when I saw right across from our resort in Phoenix a Jamba Juice. In the four days I was there, I went 7 times! And I got Allen and Phil hooked on it as well. And, if you watched the video above, I am Amy Poeler because I don't like any boosts.
Here is the modified conversation Allen came up with after our Jamba Juice experience and then watching the video.
Andy: It's everything we believe in
Allen: My urine looks like a rainbow
Andy: Live life without limits
Allen: What happened to Keira Knightley?
Well that is my only point to this. I know I don't usually use the blog like this, but I am about to embark on a very serious discussion on an article in The Atlantic called Marry Him! by Lori Gottlieb, so I figured I would put something light and humorous for the weekend. Be sure to come back on Monday through Friday for a 5-part series on settling for marriage. It's already been written and will release every morning at 6:00 am. It promises to be a good one.






