In 2004, Angelina Jolie was named the sexiest woman alive by Esquire magazine. At the time, I thought, “that's an odd pick.” Don't get me wrong. Angelina is attractive and hot and all, but honestly, the sexiest. I can think of others who in my opinion are sexier. However, I have to say, after watching her interview on Anderson Cooper 360° last night, the picture to the left has to be the sexiest picture of her I have ever seen, and quite possibly the sexiest picture of anyone I have ever seen.Now I should state that I am a sucker for simplicity. Take college for example. The sexiest part of college, in my mind, were all the girls roaming around in their pajamas. This is not to say that I don't appreciate well dressed occasions, however, I usually find "cute" sexier than "hot" and "simplicity" sexier than "done-up." So this statement about Angelina isn’t just a “noble” relation of good works equaling sexiness (I am not that good of a Christian). I actually do find this picture above to be sexy. But I digress.
To see someone so attractive and wealthy, with literally endless possibilities in ways to spend that money and fame, choose to make poverty an issues closest to her heart is inspiring. When all of her other celebrity cohorts are spending their money on Botox and plastic surgery so they can be the scoop of Esquire's pointless designations or E!'s countless "sexiest people countdowns," Angelina has taken her sexiness and turned it into one of the most noble works on the planet: taking care of the poor, especially children.
I have to say the coolest thing about Angelina is that she both talks the talk and walks the walk - which is rare in Hollywood (and the world). She is as loud as anyone out there about poverty. But she also gives up 1/3 of her income, adopted two children, and travels to countless countries all in the name of poverty. Having both of those elements makes me respect Angelina more than just about any celebrity or well-known political figure in the entire world.
So Esquire, you got it wrong this year by naming Jessica Biel the new sexiest woman alive. That title still goes to Angelina, and this picture is the proof.






From wikipedia:
"Jolie attended her wedding in black leather trousers and a white shirt, which had her groom's name painted in her blood on the back."
Ummm yeah. FREAK!
For another fun tidbit also from wikipedia:
"She has said that she is bisexual and once claimed to have been in love with fashion model Jenny Shimizu, her co-star in the film Foxfire. "I would probably have married Jenny if I hadn't married my husband. I fell in love with her the first second I saw her." Jolie once described herself as "most likely to sleep with a female fan."
Well aside from her being a FREAK, I guess she may be quite the humanitarian. But definately not the sexiest woman in my opinion.
You are failling to notice that the mentioning of I digress is on purpose. The standard pattern of these blog is as followed.
1. Introduction
2. Digression
3. Observation 1
4. Observation 2 / Insight
5. Conclusion
Sure some of them fail to do this, but that is what I am trying to stick to so they stay short and concise. The digession is just their for fun and will continue.
Patrick -
Yeah, she's has had a weird past. Like watching her on Anderson Cooper and seeing who she was 5 years ago or so with Billy Bob, man, its like two totally different people. Plus, I was never advocating that Angelina was a good "moral role model." Either way, I admire her humanitarian work, and choose to ignore her past] for this post.